1930's Dust Ball

I would tell the government to tell the citizens to plant trees so the stuff won't fly away and so if the stuff flies away it will get stuck in the trees and you can return the stuff where it belongs and the people will be happy for doing the favor for returning their stuff.

The Center of the earth

If I found a cave in my backyard that led to the center of the earth I would take someone with me so that I wouldn't get lost as much as I would by myself and I would find a land with no school.And weird creatures and I probably not make it out alive.